work-interesting

Totally not interesting except in the context of your job.

Them: Form 825 specifies that non-tenant applications aren't allowed to perform the actions specified in ISO-8501.
You: Work-Interesting!

by Diogenes Campbell May 21, 2021

maddies interests

FRANKLY! Girls named maddie aren’t even humans, they are predators, monstrous creatures living in the darkest darkness.
However IT has some bizarre interests as in gingers(aka Ed Sheeran) or hairy toes….

1-JESUS DID U SEE THAT, SOMETHING JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
2-no need to worry it’s just maddie lurking in the shadows, you shouldn’t have dyed ur hair orange…
1-yeah ur right (maddies interests)

by kissesd August 17, 2022

gay interest

Message used to inform people that the items of clothing will be sweaty or have cum added to it when bought

Size 32 waist gay interest

by Cobbler23 November 13, 2022

Not interested

A retards response who doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he receives a cold call. If he says he’s not interested more than once he’s a top tier retard

John: Hello Bob how are you?

Bob: I’m not interested

John: We’ll the reason I’m calling is…
Bob: I’m… not…. Interested….
John: but..
Bob: Can you hear me? I’m not interested son

by Lolobingbong September 13, 2022

Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.

I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.

by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023

Self-interest

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.

Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023