An absolute charming boy that likes to spoil you and take you out on many dates. Is willing to go through the ups and downs with you. He does small gestures that mean the most. He always puts you first and is dedicated to you and only you. He's a loyal man that loves his woman. Though he hates his name, but it suits him very well. He's loved by many people and is looked up to by many kids. He's amazing.
Girl 1: Damn girl, have you tried getting with Peyton Stromi?
Girl 2: hell nah, his girlfriend would kill me!!!
(His girl totally didn't write this)
Girl 2: hell nah, his girlfriend would kill me!!!
(His girl totally didn't write this)
by Skye❤️ November 21, 2023
Get the Peyton Stromimug. by Ache431 October 14, 2020
Get the Peyton's cursemug. A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
Get the Peyton's Lawmug. The 3 best friends ever. They live so far apart but they’re so close at the same time. Ajay likes to stalk them, but he’s not smart enough, and they find it funny. They have some cool inside jokes. 🦍💨 will never be funnier to anyone because it’s an old 4 am joke. They’re the biggest crackheads on earth and that probably why god made them to not live close because nobody could handle them together
by Hippo :) April 26, 2020
Get the Ava, Peyton, And Lylamug. the only peyton i knew was a moron, a dick and threw tantrums about everything. do not make friends with them. they may in some cases watch hentai.
peyton sucks.
by im a good person March 16, 2020
Get the peytonmug. by Pgreen26 February 16, 2014
Get the Peyton greenmug. She is an amazing girl and very very pretty she gets all the Asian dudes and her mom looks very Asian.she has an amazing Indian accent but is secretly Asian. And everyone should date Peyton. She is gorgeous funny and awesome. And she is the main hoe. I love u Peyton
Sachin:hi
Avery:date Peyton (in Indian accent)
Sachin:okay she sooo hot
Sachin:hi
Avery:date Peyton (in Indian accent)
Sachin:okay she sooo hot
by Hhdhdu May 12, 2019
Get the Peytonmug.