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touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005
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paedophile

You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.
British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!
by faffabetaler April 14, 2019
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Paedofiddled

When you are the victim of a paedophile. It is not the paedophile themselves but instead the victim. The person who has been paedophiddled must be under the age of 18.
Amelia: I'm so gutted i'm eighteen!

George + Adam: Errrrm okay, why!?

Amelia: Cause now I'll never be paedofiddled!
by georgeee123 January 25, 2011
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PeacO

Peace out its means that you are leaving short of Peace out!
by Dennisio June 12, 2006
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Padombo

A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, complete tosser, a person of low intellect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.
Scene: Busy packed Pacha Nightclub/Ibiza: "Gonnae stop bumping intae me ya f*cking Padombo"!!
by Hairy Banjo September 19, 2006
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Drew Peacock

Drew Peacock is a legendary physics teacher. He specialises in looking at the ceiling whole teaching so that he doesnt look at some of his younger students and get turned on. Its rumoured that he has a sex dungeon filled with year 7s in his store room. Drew peacock is currently in a relationship with James Evans and james is often turned on by Drew's sexy shenanigans.
by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020
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Anal Peacock

A human with an anus has this anus filled with 6 or more different colored cocks, resembling the feathered plummage of a peacock. It uses this colorful "plummage" to attract even more mates.
Daryl is one hell of an Anal Peacock, he's up to fifteen already.
by Chippewa Jr November 22, 2009
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