oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016

Lucky oyster

Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !

I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.

by Sneakywalks May 08, 2020

Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 09, 2019

Oyster

To be tunrt af, lit, life of the party.

It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters

by partyboi5000 November 19, 2020

Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 09, 2020

squirt the oyster

Woman going for a piss

I have to go squirt the oyster

by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021

Pink Oyster

A pink vagina.

Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.

by Krashito June 24, 2021