the act of drinking so much the night before that the next day you spend the whole day huddled under the dock in agony instead of out in the sun on the beach. A hangover so severe that one isn't even able to enjoy being on the beach in the sun and instead hides in pain under the dock.
by anomily01 February 5, 2014
Get the under the dockmug. by jakeusnjak June 29, 2020
Get the dock daddymug. The sound made when two males are docking and the must quickly seperate, resulting in a popping noise.
The two soldiers were docking but when their sergeant walked in they ran, the dock pop could be heard for miles.
by Richard Cockhammer and Jaques August 21, 2019
Get the Dock Popmug. A Rusty Dock is accomplished by a woman (or man) first deficating, and before cleaning themself, has anal sex by sitting on the erect penis of a man who is sitting on the toilet that the woman just deficated into.
by Rusty Dockings August 30, 2013
Get the Rusty Dockmug. An Overpriced piece of hardware sold by Microsoft, that should reasonably be like 1/3 of the price.
You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
You could also buy the cheaper Surface Charger, but then you would be a pleb.
by LeKemp July 11, 2018
Get the Surface Dockmug. It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.
Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.
Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.
by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009
Get the Albert Dockingmug. The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.
by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003
Get the space dockingmug.