lazy poon

is a young rachael hagerpoon, who sleeps till noon,
and howls at the moon.

she has extremely holey pants, and feeds of of coffee and cigs.

she has an EXTREMELY large penis as well

titties!
lazy poon

by JOBYYY October 23, 2010

Lazy Wally

A lazy Wally occurs when you slap your penis once or repeatedly against the side of ones' face/head. This causes the muscles in the eye to spasm moving the eye off center, which makes the person appear to have a Lazy Eye.

Dude, check out Brian's mom, Seth just gave her a Lazy Wally
and now the bitch can't even see straight.

I'd like to give her a lazy Wally.

by Mr.lazy wally December 31, 2007

The Lazy Ninja

A modified version of the original Ninja - A sex position where a dildo and a Clapper are needed. With the lights off, proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then with two firm reverberant slaps on the buttocks, the lights will automatically turn on - then proceed to punch her in the face and yell, " I'M A LAZY NINJA!!!".
This is good for all ages - no need to search for the light switch.

I broke my legs skiing in Killington this weekend yet, I was still able to perform The Lazy Ninja!

by The barn February 18, 2011

Lazy Pee

Lazy pee is similar to a lazy eye, but it is a condition that transiently affects males when they urinate, and their pee hole is pointed in a different direction from the shaft. Usually results in peeing on one's shoes/feet. Commonly happens the morning after sex.

Peter walks out of the bathroom shaking liquid off his feet.
Jane says "what happened???"
Peter says "Dang, took a lazy pee...."

by Deepthoughts September 25, 2010

Lazy Cart

A "Lazy Cart" is a Manual Wheelchair, or a Power Wheelchair, or a 3 or 4 wheel Electric Handicapped Scooter. There are certain Non-Disabled Persons (Non-PWDs) that are capable of walking and of average weight and they are too lazy to walk. These Non-Disabled Persons (Non-PWDs) will use the store "Lazy Cart" to ride around in the store to shop and/or to have fun goofing off in the "Lazy Cart" while being in the store or in the store parking lot or elsewhere like the public library and etc.

The Non-Disabled Person (Non-PWD) decided to kill time by goofing off while riding the store "Lazy Cart" which resulted in the Non-Disabled Person (Non-PWD) being told by store security guards to get off of the "lazy cart" and to walk out of the store.

Two Non-Disabled Persons (Non-PWDs) were using the store "Lazy Cart" to race in the store parking lot.

by Legit-PWD February 23, 2011

lazy ass

where the dude who is fat and lazy tells a hot girl to 'go fuck off' because hes watching tv

that fat ass just lazy assed that bitch

by Charred pudding March 1, 2010

Lazy Dog

A sexual position where the giver and receiver lie on their sides and the giver enters the receiver from behind. This position can either be initiated on its own, or can begin from the Doggystyle position. When beginning from the Doggystyle position, the two dogs simply fall over on their sides.

The Lazy Dog is the first step in the modified Cave Canem. In this instance it precedes Doggystyle.

I was so tired from work, all I could do was the Lazy Dog last night.

by Warmpain May 1, 2010