by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.
by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.
Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.
Used when mildly inconvenienced.
Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.
Used when mildly inconvenienced.
by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.
by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

A "tour de Grindr" is often used humorously or colloquially to describe a situation where someone actively explores or engages with multiple people on Grindr in a short period. It can imply a casual or fast-paced approach to dating, hookups, or socializing via the app, sometimes even across different locations in a city or while traveling.
Freshly single and feeling adventurous, Marco embarked on a tour de Grindr, hopping from one hookup to the next like it was a competitive sport.
by johnsonmyjohnson February 20, 2025

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018
