Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.

Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?

by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

Dirty roof

After finishing destroying a whore, they go on the roof, shit, and yell, "hey i fucked someone who's married!" Then realize who high they were after writing a definition for dirty roof.

Kay: who wrote this definition for dirty roof?
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.

Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.

by Senor Toilet October 18, 2008

scrubbing the roof

When your significant other is giving you a blowjob, you point your dick up a little so that the head scrapes the roof of their mouth.

John: When Mary was blowing me last night, I started scrubbing the roof. It felt amazing!

by eg3311 October 7, 2012

Roof

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022

The Roof

An attractive white girl, usually from South Africa/Botswana

Hey bro, ask The Roof out yet?

by Le schpoain January 12, 2023

roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking

Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.

by phecez May 23, 2014