Crusty pete

Generally a dusty butt from the mid missouri region. Tends to say dumb Shit at inappropriate times. Professional Shit bum. Normally Carrys the Petree name.

That dumb bitch Crusty Pete needs to jump off a bridge.

by 816Jerm January 3, 2017

Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

Nasty Pete

A poorly cooked Mac and Cheese, made by a lady called Carys

Ay yo, is this a Nasty Pete or did someone take a shit on my plate?

by Ojansmo January 10, 2022

Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

Pete Carroll

As in "Pulling a Pete Carroll" .. means that you'll "pass" on an opportunity.
Made famous by his decision to throw on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl rather than hand off to Marshawn Lynch.

Hey man, wanna grab Wendy's for lunch? Nah, I'll pull a Pete Carroll, thanks though.

by Gunsmoke Gator January 10, 2020

Pete Nathanson

Describes a male (with the given name of Nathan) with abnormally sized cockshaft. A good looking guy with BDE, irresistible to women and charming like a prince.

“Damn this Pete Nathanson guy is so overwhelmingly beautiful”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Pete PAYdro

Pete-PAYdro is the most renown trader, with his trades reaching up all the way to Nicaragua, and is most infamously known for leading the Pete Pedro gang

Pete PAYdro shall own me

by Horris Hank September 6, 2022