Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.

Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018

Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023

Pink Oyster

A pink vagina.

Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.

by Krashito June 24, 2021

Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

Oystering

The act of ejaculating in one's pants too soon while under a blanket.

"Oh, no! I'm oystering!"

"Dude, I am just sitting here in clothes!"

by Smellslikesean May 24, 2022

oystered

To be sneakily poked with a persons extended moist tongue.

While partaking in a netflix and chill sesh, my boyfriend oystered me.

by heiney89 February 15, 2017

Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.

“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”

by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024