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money ready

when u got the money to pay the plug
stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th?
plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready

stoner: bett
by lhbkjnjhbuygthjmnhcfgy8 August 19, 2023
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GET READY AND BUCKLE UP

Jay/ThatDude's intros right before playing a game or reacting to something.
Today we will be playing some of the weirdest damn games ever, SO GET READY AND BUCKLE UP AND LET'S GO!
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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stream ready

Stream ready means you are at a level of technological advancement where you can play a stream on a device. This may sound very easy, but there are a lot of people out there who are not stream ready and unable to stream tv/video/audio to their device. Those who aren't stream ready frequently experience sound issues or try to use a basic device to access top quality content to their own disadvantage. Understanding how speakers and Bluetooth works is a key to becoming stream ready, as well as a basic understanding that to generate high quality video there becomes a lag as more throttling is added. The irony is that many who are not stream ready think they are ahead of the curve by not owning "old tech" such as an HDMI cable or a traditional computer. Yet they cannot connect to the stream in the same seamless way without this "old tech". In essence, stream ready is a way of life. There are expert streamers out there who can stream one bootleg video up to 5+ devices. Streaming is a post covid reality, so make sure you are part of the stream ready gen.
Drew: Hey Marc we're watching Tenet for our watch party tn.
Marc: I don't have an hdmi cable tho it wont work on my phone.
Drew: smh bruh you're just not stream ready.
by DT CEO December 2, 2020
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Jack Ready

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2
by CoomMan January 13, 2020
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I-Ready

This stupid ass fucking website makes anyone wanna snap their fucking neck off of their shoulders. Constantly everyday I just wanna kill myself thinking about this useless as shit. Why the FUCK SHOULD MY GRADES SUFFER BECAUSE THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING APP IS SO FUCKING USELESS.
I-Ready
"Hello Im your therapist, why do you wanna commit suicide?"
"Iready."
"Ill prepare the ropes."
by A nigga gotta live September 13, 2023
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Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
by PapiRyan July 11, 2021
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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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