Deering

Deering: To Deer
To pick apart fresh things callously.
The Chad imposed himself and started "Deering" your new relationship.
by President Brisbine July 23, 2021
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.
" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."
by doodle1127 November 28, 2019
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Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.
by gnostic3 January 29, 2019
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Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe
Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.
by Spaceboy949 July 28, 2018
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Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.
Silverballs Forest Deer
by LI hottness March 10, 2009
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deer sausage

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales
Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage
by Deer sausage November 13, 2013
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