Lightning

1. Result of discharging static electricity usually with thunder.

2. Someone who is fast.

3. Slang for Vagina.

1. Look at the bolt of lightning.

2. Wow, that faggot is fast like lightning.

3. Insert your thunder into my lightning.

by Melvadeers July 22, 2010

lightning cock

An extremely large penis with powers similar to the thunder cock. It will strike a girl at any time!!!

Bob's Lightning cock struck me last night.

by Bobbyyyy December 17, 2015

Tampa Bay Lightning

A slang term for a group of thieves. Especially useful to describe thieves who are very lucky yet have limited skill.

Man 1: My house just got robbed! I bet it was the Tampa Bay Lightning.

Man 2: Oh yeah, they’ve been stealing from everyone.

by SandraPapillon June 30, 2021

Lightning

The light reflecting off of ones jewlery.
See Ice

Son yo chain is like lightning right now.

by Diddy April 11, 2005

lightningcunt

Worse then thundercunt

Ali, you fat fucking pig. Stop being a lightningcunt and open the door. I have nuggets for you.....

by aallyyssssaa November 20, 2007

Lightninging

The awesome effect that multiple, spontaneous, lightning strikes has on human beings.

Meagon: "I was outside at the beginning of it, just watching the lightning."
Sam: "It's lightninging already?!"

by crazy.chicas. August 7, 2011

Lightning Bolt

A bowel movement so long that it touches bottom without finishing, in the manner that a normal lightning bolt connects the sky and the ground.

<Abnormalboy> and then zeus shat a lightning bolt.
<Carface> I did that today, felt like I was passing a baby. Then there was naught but a tower of poo.

by Carzand December 14, 2008