We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.

by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020

Need more Ink

Commonly used phrase to express a person’s interest in continuing the story of their life no matter how ugly it may get.

Person1: congrats on getting out of prison what is next for u my good sir
Person2: lmao man I need more Ink!

by nuhgyer May 4, 2022

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔

Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*

by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020

Need For Speed: ProStreet

It was once a controversial entry in the Need For Speed franchise that received mixed reviews upon release, due to it’s temporary transition from street racing into closed circuit racing. However, when people and streamers like KuruHS picked up the game and played it years later, the game would receive quite a bit of a cult following, despite its flaws. ProStreet has a nice sense of speed, fun gameplay and is one of the harder NFS titles in terms of the Black Box-era titles. (Not counting UG1, MW2005 or Carbon’s rubberbanding.)

Need For Speed: ProStreet is a nice game to check out if you ever get bored of Most Wanted or Carbon.

by NepgearAfficionado January 15, 2023

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021