nut cutters

Jeans and/or shorts (any bottoms, really) so tight they force the balls to split/go in opposite directions, so that it looks like you have two pockets full of change.

1. If John Stockton's shorts were any shorter, or any tigther, they'd be considered nut cutters.
2. Remember dat host-dude who wore neon shorts on Wild & Crazy Kids? Dem were some nut cutters, fo' real! It looked like he had about $20 worth of change in dem pockets!

by frontburners September 23, 2005

nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

Nut Job

I saw this defined multiple times, and all of the 5 definitions I poured over had gotten a large negative vote spree. So I thought that this would help anyone who has to be looking for the definition of a "Nut job"

The "Nut Job" has nothing to do with Sexuality. It is completely and utterly the term used to describe a Maniac, Just like a Nut Case.

In other words, it is an old man or stalker that has lost his mind; Or just a Hyperactive person that is all over the place and always looking for fun

(I don't always use the term do this example is going to be crappy)

Person: "Did you see that old man walking down the street?"

DesertedChrome: "Yeah, I heard about him. He got arrested for multiple charges. He's a Nut Job"

by ArtificialPenguins May 15, 2012

nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.

last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!

by jesstre November 8, 2006

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009

nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.

"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."

by DJ Andre October 15, 2009

nut huggers

Air Force PT uniform shorts.

Man, I gotta put on my pair of AF nut huggers and go take my PT test.

by drewman05 April 10, 2010