Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!
Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.
Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.
by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009
A rude and irritating person, usually a man, who's douchiness is so offensive it deems it necessary to hit them over the head with a large foam noodle while the noodler yells "Douche! Douche!."
The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
The douche could be trying to engage in unintellectual drunken come-ons attempting to get their noodle (penis) serviced, or simply trying to noodle their way into a group of non-douches.
The only proven remedy to date to deal with douche-noodles is to beat them at their own game by noodling them harder than they were originally trying to noodle you.
Douche-noodle: Heyyyyy. Is that stripes on your jacket? I like stripes. Wow. Hawt Can I spill my drink on you then take you home so you can play with my penis?
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
Noodler: Douche! Douche! I have a noodle! Don't make me use it! (Waves foam pool noodle wildly in douche's face)
Douche-noodle: Oh shit. I didn't realize I was being a douche-noodle. Sorry. (Noodler hits douche-noodle with noodle until he departs in shame and confusion)
by gin gin san January 13, 2011
by jfkriete September 12, 2006
The act of flailing ones arms about whilst receiving felatio for the propose of making semen come out of the givers nose
by JizzMan89 July 26, 2009
A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.
Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
by 403forbidden June 28, 2007
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