Need For Speed Payback

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.

Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Need For Speed carbon

Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME

Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.

by NCR Ranger April 28, 2021

We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015

We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔

Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*

by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020

hand needs butt

When you really need to grab some ass, you want your whole hand on that, your hand needs that ass

The amount of time is refrain myself from saying hand needs butt is crazy

by funnyshit101 November 12, 2016

we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021