“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
Get the Mystery Muddingmug. someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.
if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery
if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery
- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!
by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021
Get the mysterymug. When the specific definitions of gravponics gets denied on urban dictionary is a gravponics mystery.
There are a lot of definitions for words on urban dictionary that are jokes, odd terms or whatever we want to add. But when something that has actual value and meaning gets denied its a gravponics mystery. In any attempt to describe the gravponics detailed workings and functions it wont get published.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013
Get the gravponics mysterymug. The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
Get the mystery milemug. Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Get the Mysterious A.I. Breakthroughmug. by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
Get the The Mysterious Contraptionmug.