Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

mud rabbit

A skank who fucks with everyone's man then leaves then bounces back and forth between the same guys

That bitch is a mud rabbit watch out for her

by Bitchyhoe07 November 22, 2016

Mud Eater

(Derogatory) A person from Brazil

Oi, that Naldo is a proper Mud Eater. innit.

by Gonnae No Pal November 22, 2022

Mud stamp

When you take a shit, forget to wipe and sit on something while you're naked, leaving a butthole print.

I accidentally left a mud stamp on your new love seat this morning; sorry Sophie.

by Pattydaddy69nice January 31, 2021

Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.

Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Mud Consumer

A filthy ass person (typicaly retarted) who eats mud and makes those nasty ass mud pies no one wants to fucking eat.

Person1: "Shit, theres that nasty Mud Consumer." Person2: "I really don't want to eat that shit."

by 6969haha December 11, 2020

Mud Bark

A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.

I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.

by nicensafe January 9, 2011