7 minutes in heaven is a game general played at partys normally with 2 people of the opposite sex. these two people generally between the ages of 13 and 16 go into a closet for 7 minutes and "make out". this "making out" can be constant on on and off. normally on and off because people need to breathe. there can also be more intamate things going on during these 7 minutes...like fingeting...or oral sex...etc.
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The smallest measurable amount of time in the universe. Approximately equal to the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
by Shagger Jones December 13, 2003
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*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll
God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.
Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.
Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.
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Bizzlitz Masta: man I ain't had no Church's in a good minute.
Desmond: yea I know man. We ain't got no Church's since the first National Treasure flick hit the newsgroups.
Desmond: yea I know man. We ain't got no Church's since the first National Treasure flick hit the newsgroups.
by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008
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Rob: Why not?
Big Cat: Cuz it looks like a tramp stamp on steroids
Rob: Why not?
Big Cat: Cuz it looks like a tramp stamp on steroids
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If my child gets in trouble at school, it's because the teacher hates them.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
If my child doesn't make the cheer team, it must be because she has short hair.
If my husband cheats on me, it must be caused by the medication he takes for a workman's comp injury.
If my son gets injured doing an activity that I know is dangerous and gets hurt, it must be the fault of the fireman who came to help him.
If I don't have enough money to pay my bills, or for Club soccer, or cheer, or back to school shopping, or college, I will get my kids to lie about their circumstances, I will fill out faulty claims to insurance, I will pretend to be unable to work, I will over inflate prices of repairs and lie to my landlord.
I am a me monster, how dare you focus on your life.
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