Student of the Month of the Year

The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.

Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.

by TheSOTMOTY June 6, 2011

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nine months' notice

What you serve your landlord with when your upstairs neighbor with the loud kid announces that they're pregnant, again.

Friend of tenant: Holy hell; that kid upstairs is loud, hey?
Tenant: That's nothing – they just announced that they're having a second child.
Friend of tenant: Looks like it's time to issue your nine months' notice…

by Steven Luscher September 12, 2007

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National Bullying Month

This national month takes place in November to counteract Mari’s constant “Its national bullying prevention month”

“It’s national bullying prevention month!”

“No, it’s fucking National Bullying Month”

by Edp_445 October 24, 2019

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Mens history month

Mens History month will be celebrated every may and December

Heard of “mens history month”
Yes best month of the whole year

by HEEHEE OWWWWWS March 9, 2022

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Slap no ass month

For all 12 months every year you are not allowed to touch anyone without their permission. Please stop.

DONT YOU DEAR SLAP ANYONES ASS WITHOUT THEIR APPROVAL

Slap no ass month

by I love you 3000💕💘💖💗💓💞 October 3, 2019

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Straight month

Not a real thing that homophobes made up to mock lbgtq+ problems.

Homophobe: yo dude it's straight month let's go outside and have a parade 🤪

normal person: actually there is not a such a thing called straight month. straight people don't need a month as they do have normal human rights and are not forced to be something they are not.

by n0rm4lp3rs0n July 5, 2021

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