The kid at the party that nobody wants to talk to or be around. You also dont know why he is here or who invited him. Most likely wears sweatshirts for all seasons. Person that pisses everywhere when he's drunk.
Someone: "Its 90 degrees, why does that kid have a sweatshirt on?" Other Guy: "Oh Thats A Michael." Someone: "Im sorry to hear that."
Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."
Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
Someone: "Man who is that kid over there in the corner, he is michaeling this party pretty bad." Other Guy: "Dude you better check your fridge."
Someone: "Hey you see that kid over there, he just Michaeled your fridge." Host:".........Fuck"
by An angry boy August 3, 2011

by cool kid 1237684806504 December 28, 2011

by Shellyukwhodisis January 22, 2018

by Nobody so why do you care? December 14, 2010

Michael most definitely has the biggest penis to ever exist, so big in fact that other men hide when hearing his name out of fear that their winkles might fall off at the sight of his camel tail.
by Fatwinkle July 18, 2018

by Iamnotagod January 3, 2019
