miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s

me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs

by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020

Miami Reek

When Miguel goes to Miami he ascends to a new level

Time to go Miami Reek mode

by User118384 July 12, 2021

Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.

Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.

by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016

Miami Pancake Mix

A man cumming on a stove and making it into a pancake and simply feeding it to a girl.

Dude i just gave shaniqua some Miami pancake mix if u know what i mean.

by cosmicgaming September 14, 2015

Miami

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Miami

A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls’

dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now

by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018