Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011

Crank Mite

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

by BigABC123 June 25, 2010

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

Mikee

another way of spelling the name "Mikey"

(Mike - e)

"hey!, Mikee likes it".

by Mikee Bencsik January 13, 2008

mateer

A man, Typically a Mexican super hero of Hispanic heritage, That likes to show his friends his "shim chee chee".

Also likes poo poo cachoo

DUDE, i just met a Mateer, it was awwwwkward!

by Colinantor April 16, 2007

Mileena Effect

Someone who looks hot with a mask on, but is revealed to be hideous without it. From the Mortal Kombat character.

That girl looked good with a mask on, but when she took it off, it was the Mileena Effect fo sho!

by Jmsuyeishi May 23, 2020