The Mexican Dong Swipers 

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

The Mexican Dong Swipers by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

that sounds mexican by andy March 2, 2005

The Mexican Sage 

Salvia
a hallucinogenic drug

another name for salvia

Maaaaan what are you on??

The Mexican sage

The Mexican Sage by Salvia Boy. October 3, 2010

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez 

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger

I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez by Ztz727 June 5, 2018

thumpin mexican 

One of latino descent who preaches the bible, yet does not follow what he preaches.

That thumpin mexican Jason talked about marriage and then was hitting on my girlfriend when I went to the crapper.

thumpin mexican by Thantos Kalev July 2, 2005

The Great mexican donkey ride 

When your having sexual intercourse In doggie position You pull out your penis just before ejaculation and you then ejaculate in your hand and sit on your partners back and Shout "YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHH!"

Frank : Awwh man me and judy Tried the great mexican donkey ride
Jermaine : Awwh You serious?
Frank : Hell yeh G-dog
Jermaine : safe

The Great mexican donkey ride by Pears and such July 7, 2010

The Blonde Mexican 

A three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. To start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. All wear sombreros while a Mariachi band plays La Bamba. It is quite festive and also known as the Blonde Mexican Mule Fiesta Train.

Jack: Hey, do you want to do The Blonde Mexican?
Renee: Sure, where is the donkey?

The Blonde Mexican by smartobarto March 28, 2008