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MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
by dvhendford November 20, 2011
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Memphis, TN

Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.
Memphis is an oasis.
by Memphis 10 July 25, 2008
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A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol & weed, has a sense of humor and couldn’t care less what you think.
You can tell she is a strong independent MermaidMom by the way she carries herself.
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mermaid

mermaid is very cute
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merp

1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud
1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...
by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010
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little mermaid

Its when a girl gives you oral sex when your driving a boat
Dan: Hey guys I got a little mermaid yesterday on the boat
AAron: thats tight
by Dan aka M.O.B January 24, 2007
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Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.
"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!
by Cunty B February 23, 2009
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