your maternal lineage

Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their maternal lineage. (Thats their mum, grand mum, great-grand mum ect)

Father: "What subject did you score highest in school, son?"

Pretentious teen rebel: "Your maternal lineage."

by sami yamamoto June 25, 2005

All lives matter

A hypocritical term racist use that proves they’re too chicken sh#t to admit it. If they really meant that all lives matter, they’d be against the death penalty, support refugees and freely say that Black lives matter—but they only ever spew “all lives matter” when good people say Black lives matter. The phrase is only used by trumpanzees.

Racists say “all lives matter” as their rebuttal to “Black lives matter.”

“All lives matter” people are more concerned about a broken window than systemic racism. They believe ever Black person killed by cops deserves extrajudicial execution by racist polices officers.

When the news says on that four more Black men were shot by the police this week, they respond by angrily shouting “all lives matter.”

You can buy “All lives matter” t-shirts wherever you find MAGA hats.

by Mama Thomas January 8, 2021

mater

A southern Slang for a person's Head. Only used as reference to the Brain Container, not for the Terminal point of the Penis Shaft.

"And so then, I drilled him right in the back of his mater."

"Jesus, dude, Move your massive fucking mater out of the way!"

by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008

drool material

A slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures... which causes a person to metaphorically drool.

Lee you are sooo totally my drool material! I could stare at you all day!

by Dobby101 September 23, 2006

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

Stroke Material

A personal inventory of items either visual or physical that a man regularly uses to bring himself to sexual climax. Often in the absence of a GF.
A man's dedication to increasing his stroke material is unparrallel. Even at the brink of death a man's thoughts about increasing his collection and how it may benefit his manhood is ... "uncanny".

Hot wannabe paramedic: Ohh God! T-t-theres so much blood! i'm jus. i'm just an intern! I-i don't know what to do, please help... someone!?!? just hang in there, an ambulance will be here soon.. okay?

Pedestrian: Jesus! that guys been blasted. Someone dial 911 dammit!!
hey.... hey.. i think he's tryin' ta say somethin...!

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: 'Me...

Hot wannabe medic: huh? "steps in closer"

Guy on the brink of death with a joint in his mouth: G....'
gimme...
now...... please.....
G..' imme.. dat picture... please.....
please... L-l-lemme use it..
st-st...stroke... m-material... "heavy breathing"
leaze..
..o-one last time....

Medic: Huh? My ID Card!?

..please......

pll.."Dies"
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Steve: Hey its Megan FoX Nude
Matt: Holy fuck, have u seen anything more beautiful?
Steve: ima save it..
Matt: ima use it as stroke material
Steve : Just dont get any on my keyboard/monitor aight..
Matt: wo0t?

by cL4yMore October 17, 2008

Convict Material

a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of ass.

No wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she's merely convict material.

Only a convict would fuck that used up bustdown. She's pure convict material.

by poev January 18, 2009