Mattene

If you have ever heard of Utopian men, individuals given the name 'Mattene' are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.

Individuals by the name Mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.

Unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual - hunt low.

Person 1: "My god! Is that... is that a... Mattene?!"
Person 2: "Heavens have mercy, it is!"
Person 1: "It's so... pulchritudinous!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "IT'S SEXY!"

by Mynamecan'tbeblank February 8, 2013

mattacass

Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.

If you want things done right you have to mattacass.

by smart4 August 8, 2014

Mattellen

A wonderful smart person

Everyone loves a Mattellen type person

by Savage patch kids January 16, 2017

Matean

The far cousin of Stalin. Also now as the "Gluunk Meister".

Matean is being beshuushuu

by Boekakoe April 20, 2018

Matteo Renzi

That Italian ni🅱🅱a whose also a M E G A G A Y politician that governed Italy back in 2014.

Guy: Hey ur mom gay
I, an intellectual: no Matteo Renzi's mom gay lol
Guy: I agree *dies*

by L A R G E D U C C 8 9 March 19, 2018

Malteaser

An excuse to suck black balls

malteaser ballsssss

by Lollololokokoko April 21, 2019

mattamy

Named after the incompetent company, to 'pull a mattamy' is to do something half-assed, or monumentally stupid.

Man, did you see Jim shit himself yesterday during the tug-of-war? Dude pulled a total mattamy.

by sarabrandeur June 4, 2019