matt

Misunderstood individuals that think too much. They know what they want but can't express it for they are afraid. They need to be reassured of your love to believe it. They treat you like an angel and are very affectionate. They make you feel loved when you're with them. When you're not with them you feel like you don't exist in their world. You can see forever in their intense blue eyes. Their capacity for love can be out of this world if they ever let you in. The lady who captures his heart and can keep his interest is one in a million. If they ever do find someone they deem worthy enough to open up to, I can only imagine how wonderful their lives will be together. To understand them is another story.
I hope you find her one day soon Matt!.

leanne: this boy Matt is so amazing!
harold: so do you love him?
leanne: I do, but he doesn't love me
harold: That's ok, at least you tried. And hey, you will always have wonderful memories

by asdfghjkl123zxc May 3, 2013

matt

recieving a blowjob from one of the guys' moms

hey dude go get a matt

by brayden yo January 5, 2008

matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person

I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.

by Zazzle Dazzle June 21, 2007

Mattes

A mysterious mixture of urine and semen stains on the front of soiled underwear, brought on by being over stimulated whilst watching cartoons. Curiously smells like fish

Dude, is that a mattes on your pants

by Chappy of the Rocks April 16, 2009

matt

Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!

matt is sexy

by Deirdre Orneles March 8, 2009

matt

obsessed with apples. cannot get an appe away from hm

oh look its matt again oh who would have known hes eating an apple

by footlover345 October 31, 2022

matt

dickhead!

matt means only ever lying when his lips move!

by malloney October 18, 2008