A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
Get the Masturbation Tagmug. by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Masturbationmug. A person that hates and masturbates. They are a loser that is easily jealous and envious of people better than them. They will never amount to anything and never had. Nobody likes them and they always do envy attacks that fail. They are background characters and are useless. They have mental and anger issues, and get mad very easily.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
Get the Hater Masturbatormug. The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013
Get the retaliatory masturbationmug. by PrincessKat November 1, 2019
Get the Masturbate Marchmug. 1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013
Get the Masturbation Rotationmug. a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
by lax1234 November 7, 2010
Get the procrastination masturbationmug.