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retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013
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Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
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kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost
by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014
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Hater Masturbator

A person that hates and masturbates. They are a loser that is easily jealous and envious of people better than them. They will never amount to anything and never had. Nobody likes them and they always do envy attacks that fail. They are background characters and are useless. They have mental and anger issues, and get mad very easily.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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Masturbation Rotation

1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is

time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with

premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often

being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation

Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013
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Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness
John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.
by PrincessKat November 1, 2019
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a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
by lax1234 November 7, 2010
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