maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*

Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.

by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014

boney maloney

The 'Fuck You' middle finger gesture in which the 'down' fingers are tightly held against the palm with the thumb, rather than bent at the second knuckle and framing the middle finger. This is the more offensive form of the gesture.

"I said she had nice eyes and she flipped me off, man. And it was the boney maloney!" "Ooof"

by chickchockcheese September 7, 2013

Marine Girlfriend

A female, preferably human, who is dating a United States Marine. The typical Marine Girlfriend has a shelf life of about 8 months. They initially gain some bragging rights and respect-by-proxy from dating a Marine but after several 45 day field ops outside of cellphone range and only ever seeing him on every other weekend they will usually lose interest fast. The overwhelming majority of Marine girlfriends will desert their post about 3 months into any overseas deployment leaving their Marine to forge ahead with the people who REALLY love him, his brothers in arms.

Chick: MARINE GIRLFRIEND! ITS THE HARDEST JOB IN THE CORPS!

Marine: Boy you sure are right! I can't wait for you to sleep with that guy you're "just friends with" once I'm in Afghanistan!

by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

Marinette

Marinette is a clumsy and oblivious girl. She likes to stalk her soulmate and she is very liked at school.

"Oh Marinette, yea she's just a friend"

by itsadriensdeadmom May 4, 2021

gooch marine

Someone who performs sexual acts on the part of someones body between the anus and genitals.

"andy- Man, i got to be a gooch marine last night, i went down under the covers on this guy and was all up in his junk nd stuff, it was awesome!"

"Josh-.....uhhhh wow, thats pretty fucked up, nd i didnt know you were gay..?"

"Andy- Nah man, no way am i gay, i was jus havin some fun ya kno"

"Josh-.....uhhhh yea, im gunna go now."

by ExxM4rine August 25, 2007

Dutch Marines Knapsack

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Looking suspiciously like a manbag, but usually with a utilitarian design lacking the flair or self confidence of a genuine man bag. Consequently it is hard to determine if wearers of such an item are either metrosexual or homosexual and are more likely to be bicurious.

Brian: Geez Dave, whats with the man bag?

Dave: Its not a man bag, its a Dutch Marines Knapsack.

by zolasbackheel July 28, 2013

Ace Marine

ace marine is the shitty version of finofo, but will beat finofo in a fortnite 1v1

ace marine goes by jackson, hot pocket, insanity ace, light skin dude

by finofogay December 6, 2018