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Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.
Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
by Ireallydont September 8, 2021
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manhattoes

Manhatton!
Did u go to manhattoes?
by Heaven_1 November 11, 2021
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Manhattan Hanky

A Manhattan Hanky is the act of blowing a snot rocket on the bathroom wall of the facilities department of a rehabilitation center and home
Scott really made up the term Manhattan Hanky.
by PHRQ November 19, 2021
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Manhattanite

People from Manhattan who think the world of themselves just because of the borough they live in. They're insufferable, judgemental, and superior.
"Do you live in the same borough as the Empire State Building? I didn't think so." "Sofia, you're such a Manhattanite."
by Shibadeeboo February 6, 2022
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Manhattan donut

Blowing cocaine up another person's arsehole with a straw.
Got my bird to give me a Manhattan donut last night
by Keith Pipes January 1, 2022
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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!
Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Mandatorisation

The mandatorisation of the new COVID-19 Tracking App has triggered major backlash amidst society.
by KPNTGTACCA June 2, 2022
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