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Macintard

Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.
by P4R4 December 23, 2008
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macintosh

Mac OS fans always try to defend themselves about their choice. Sure, the Mac OS is better than Windows, but when they hear the word "Linux", they shut up and look like idiots, but they still believe their computers are high in specs.
Mac fan: Hey, I got this new MacBook Air! It's the thinnest laptop ever!
(Windows fan shuts up before he can say anything)
Linux fan: Really? Wow, it sure is expensive.
Mac fan: Yeah, but it has got dual core, 128 gigabytes of hard disk and 2 gigabytes of ram
Linux fan: But my laptop has more applications and games, twice your ram, three times your hard drive space and it still costs a thousand dollars less.
Mac fan: WTF YOU FAGGOT FAGG OFF YOU MOTHAFUCKA ASSHOL MY MACINTOSH IS BETTER 8YF6U93Y8XS6WYW84
by armyoflinuxfans November 8, 2009
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Mancini

The kinda Italian to get beat by his father for having an asthma attack after getting beat and also looks like a savage beast man.
Boy 1: Oh boy here comes Mike Mancini, looks like his dad beat him for having an asthma attack and got beat for it

Boy 2: Damn poor cave man savage!
by TacoEatingMan October 27, 2017
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Macitude

Bad tempered attitude whilst playing racket sports, bringing to mind the rantings and/or racket abuse of John McEnroe.
Mike: (Playing a bad shot) GOD DAMN IT!!

Pete: Man, you got some real bad Macitude today.

Mike: (slamming racket against wall) Whatever dude...
by Mikeyfingers November 15, 2009
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macie lyons

She is often spoken of as a goddess. It is said that her beauty rivals that of a 1,000 sunsets and that if you are to stare at her eyes you will be lost in them for days. Her presence is considered a blessing by most. Her smile has been known to light up rooms. Her voice has been compared to that of an angels. Her Heart is pure and true. And she has only ever loved one man and he is truly the luckiest man alive.
by 1 lucky guy February 3, 2010
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macin on box

I was macin on box all night!
by box macin September 1, 2010
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manaids

1. Colloquial term used by African Americans as a societal normalized figure of incorrect speech in place of mayonnaise.
Yo nigga. You order manaids on my chicken sandwich?
by Spared August 18, 2017
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