Skip to main content

fax machine party

a party held over a fax machine. usually between two people. It's like text messaging, but it's free. You can even draw doodles or fax pictures!
"Hey Chelsea! Do you want to have a fax machine party?"
Chelsea: "Freak! You are so weird! No, I don't want to have a fax machine party! Leave me alone or I will call the cops!"
by marcus daniel malloid January 11, 2009
mugGet the fax machine party mug.

Face Machine

A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.

Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.

Wash, rinse, repeat.
by wrightr333 November 19, 2009
mugGet the Face Machine mug.

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.
After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!
by Captain Compost June 20, 2010
mugGet the Gum ball machine mug.

Machine Wash

Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.

Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.

Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
by DK0N6 January 20, 2009
mugGet the Machine Wash mug.

Sex Machineguns

One of the best Japanese metal bands EVAR! They formed in 1996 and have gone through 12 members ending with Anchang with lead vocals and guitar, Ryotatsu on guitar, and Ken'ichi on drums. They have 10 albums and 17 singles. They used to be visual kei but have toned down a bit. They're close to Dir En Grey in awesomeness.
Guy1: Have you heard that new Sex Machineguns album?
Guy2: Hells yeah! That song Tekken II Rulez!!!
by Vinciroth February 6, 2008
mugGet the Sex Machineguns mug.

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public
He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.
by Je'sus July 2, 2008
mugGet the Boner Machine mug.

Sybian machine

a device used by women for masturbation purposes.
She uses a Sybian machines rather than have sex with her hubby.
by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011
mugGet the Sybian machine mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email