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Montana Muscle Shuffle

When a man fists two dudes at the same time until their rectums fall out. After the act has been comitted the male shall drink the blood that has been spilled by the victims, then vomit it on the floor. Three men cum on the pile then poor it in a cup, creating a peppermint swirl, then one man shall be selected to be drowned in the peppermint swirl while the rest of the victims shout Montana slang.
Yo me and my girl did a Montana Muscle Shuffle
by Jonny838294 February 23, 2019
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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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european muscle

like american, but better. american muscle are pieces of shit. literally.
a koenigsegg.
yo, look at mah 360 modena sucka!
by pika October 31, 2004
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Hungarian Muscle Fuck

The girl needs to be flat on her back, with her chin touching her chest. She holds her mouth open while pressing her tits together as hard as she can. The guy fucks her tits and mouth at the same time.
I took that girl home from the bar last night, and she let me hungarian muscle fuck her.
by GiXxErBrad September 28, 2008
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jerk muscle

The muscle developed in the forearm from jerking off too much. Often exaggerated amongst friends to make one appear to jerk off more than they might.
Mike: Dude, you been going to the gym yet?
Nate: I started going a week ago.
Shannon: Don't listen to him, we broke up a week ago and that's just his jerk muscle gone crazy.
by Skrait Buttah July 29, 2006
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sales muscle

To have a stronge sales backing, team or orginisation.
"They may have a poor product but they have a lot of sales muscle."
by Jamie Leonard February 12, 2008
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Pudge Muscle

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy
Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(
by T.T.P February 26, 2010
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