moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”

by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

The "AFK" Moron

the "AFK" Moron is a fucking idiotic problematic ass mother fucker that like men and always uses afk in the most random moments . their name is usually thanasis

"afk"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"

by Monkie Kid July 5, 2022

Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity

Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

mount moron

A hypothetical mountain that you have to climb just to learn the right words in order to know what you want to search for.

And now I have to climb my way up mount moron again 🙄

by Title March 9, 2020

moron

idiot :Einstein the physist who was stupid enough to think light was the fastest moving thin in the universe.

light is the fastest thing in the universe. ..yes i am a moron

by cadick5 September 26, 2011

moron

Redneck word for "more on".

Frankie went to the sammich shop and noticed his sammich is lacking toppings as they dressed it. He yells "hey moron!". They responded with "we'll have to charge extra".

by Sabaka z Mahusky February 9, 2022

Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012