lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

Hidden Missile

A gif of a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you

I have a bongular missile coming for you

by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025

missile fuck

when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis

"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"

by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014

korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis

Kim Jung Un has a korean missile

by WierdSal October 10, 2014

Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023