tall vampire milf

lady dimitrescu from the new resident evil game

I want the tall vampire milf from resident evil 8 to step on me

by Hehe I cheated June 19, 2021

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

my fav moot :) <3 -pittytheloser0

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf is the best

by loser kai July 21, 2021

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

MILFIA

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass; a hot older woman or cougar with a delectable butt

She was probably about 40 years old or so, but she had a fantastic ass - she was a real MILFIA!

by PMax January 30, 2009

milfery

present participle from the verb to "milf". The practice milfing/ the act of seeking out a milf for a bit of action.

Related to milf "Mother I'd Like To Fuck"

"the young man was a fine proponent of milfery"

by KeithJA69 April 1, 2008

Milf

Any female over the age of 25 who, A) Has at some point in time achieved at least an 8.5 on the Scale of Relative Attractiveness (SRA). And who B) Has a SADR (Sexual Attractiveness Depreciation Rate) significantly lower than the average SADR at -.33 sexograms bi-annually. (Must be -.125 or less.)

Dude, she's like 42 and still looks like a babe. Total Milf!

by ClothyMonster May 15, 2011

MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

by Orange sailor October 19, 2011