Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…

Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”

by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025

mikey next door

obese

u know Mikey next door

ye that fat nigga

he always down bad

by joseph mommah November 2, 2020

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

Mikey

Goof ass nigga.

Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.

by fulanita786 October 28, 2018

Mikey

Bitch ass nigga that says you cap a lot

Yo Mikey stfu capper

by Fbjnccfgb February 5, 2020

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

Mikey

The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass

Mikey get your fat ass up

by Willy man the third October 11, 2019