puppy melon

asher jokes specifically. a lovable baby whore who enjoys wearing glasses for casual occasions and perhaps licking someone’s face (preferably of the male gender).

adjective. “you are so puppy melon today.” “you are for real acting like a puppy melon. no cap. on god.”

by puppymelonlover August 7, 2022

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

Melon Usk

Used to describe a genius Melon that shoots cars into space.

Hey, there´s a Melon Usk hiding in your house! Keep an eye on your car!

by Joschkaskaden May 1, 2018

Walsall screw melon

Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.

Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.

by Willylaura July 5, 2022

chey melon

The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.

Shes Pretty Cool, is her name Chey Melon?

by CheyMelonLover666 November 7, 2017

melon

a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow

yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann

by chickatheduck September 18, 2021

Archie melons

When I want to fuck miley until she bleeds all over my knob and Jess licked the Period blood of his knob

I did a Archie melons last night with Jess and miley

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023