Don't make a public speech scolding her for wearing a Pocahontas Halloween costume. We don't want to hear your moral masturbation.
by BWS_92082 June 25, 2020
Get the moral masturbationmug. A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014
Get the kamikaze masturbatemug. by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Masturbationmug. 1. A mental list of people that make you want to touch your genitals until it is
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
time for a nap. Subjects may be picked at random or fantasized about with
premeditation. The list varies in length and changes often with subjects often
being paired up with other list members... also see Spank Bank
1. Your pretty face has earned you a reoccurring spot on my Masturbation
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
Rotation.
2. She is a bitch but people on the Masturbation Rotation don't talk.
by Hugh G. Rection Jr. July 14, 2013
Get the Masturbation Rotationmug. Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example
Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation
by freeseed March 31, 2015
Get the academic masturbationmug. by PrincessKat November 1, 2019
Get the Masturbate Marchmug. a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
by lax1234 November 7, 2010
Get the procrastination masturbationmug.