D.B.Y.M.O.S.E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D.B.Y.M.O.S.E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by miserylovesyourcompany June 12, 2010

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e-a-m-f

this term describes sum1 who is an elephant arsed mother fcuker.

jesus luk at dat eamf!!

by hee hee November 17, 2003

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C.R.E.A.M.

Having lots of cash

Dont worry about the fee at the door tonight man, I just got paid so i got C.R.E.A.M. (derived from a Wu-tang song, Cash.Rules.Everything.Around.Me.)

by Chris May 28, 2003

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E-B-M

God-like, better than 1whiskered1, VERY smart, still better than 1whiskered1.

Give yourself a pat on the back if you know this guy, you're lucky to be an aquaintance to a legend :)

by ummmmmm April 20, 2004

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D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by thankgodforuswillyou June 12, 2010

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