brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

by Lovemariapop April 1, 2015

funny-lookin

A term used to describe a person or animal with a strange or bizarre appearance.

"Aye bru did you see Dexter's funny-lookin ass tryna spit game on the newgirl"
"Yea foo even I knew he was gone get his ugly ass curved haha"

by Always Discreet July 31, 2016

Dumb Lookin Ass

A term that call your friends when they say or do something very idiotic. This term is intended to be used for friends, as this term may either offend or confuse strangers.

"Bro, do you know what time it is?"
"Dude, there's a clock right in front of you. You a Dumb Lookin Ass!"

by DumbLookinAss May 22, 2016

Hairbrush Lookin Ass

a guy who is always horny and wants to fuck his closest female-friend

Girl: what was hairbrush lookin ass doing in English class?
Boy: oh, he was masturbating to a refrigerator commercial

by the_guy_boy March 5, 2019

poopie loopie

A different way of saying "fuck."

Bob: Ha I scam u in Adopt Me u noob

Jake: Oh poopie loopie! I'm reporting you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by at1antixx September 21, 2021

Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

by Gillyweed June 1, 2011

Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015