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Liam

wow he's such a Liam
by bumbubmnumnum May 13, 2018
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Liam

has over a 150000 meter cock
Liam so good at you know what its so big
by qdlguq June 6, 2019
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Liam

Massive nonce normally likes people half his age, normally small and smells of cabbage.
Person A: Ew look at that guy hes covered in shit!
Person B: Don't you mean hes covered in Liam.
by richard lol October 6, 2019
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Liam

Thicc Dad that loves JD.
Liam is Thicc AF
by Eric Burke March 21, 2019
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Liam

Liam, the definition is what you would expect. He is a fat fuck, wearing long shorts piece of shit. He also wears the ugliest fucking shit ever that doesn’t match. He is a follower, ugly, gets no girls, and has a small dick.
Person 1: woah who is that fat fuck over there
Person 2: oh that’s a Liam

Person 2: poor kid
by Liam696969420 September 2, 2019
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Liam

A state of body and mind manifested by an acute loss of all basic motor skills, confusion and delirium, sedation and mild aggression.

It occurs in people with a blood alcohol concentration of over 400mg/dL that do not show signs of respiratory failure or coma that are usually attributed with such an intoxication.

Treating someone who is Liam'ed should be done so with caution due to unpredictable behaviour and an absence of any form of reasonable communication. It is advised that removing the source of alcohol will prevent the symptoms becoming worse. It is also preferable to lock the subject in a padded room on his own with nothing but marijuana and a boxset in order for the alcohol level to return to manageable levels and reduce the risk of harm to other members of the public.
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by J Meredith October 3, 2012
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Liam

Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.
Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by DubstepKilledPop June 3, 2014
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