Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king
by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024
Get the LeBron Jamesmug. When a man attempts to get with a tall athlete female so he can create a son with good height and genetics. He then continues to train his son continuously until he becomes the greatest basketball player ever
“Yea Candice isn’t quite pretty but project Lebron has to happy somehow!”
“Has to be worth it, Candice is 6’1!”
“Has to be worth it, Candice is 6’1!”
by Larry birds son March 2, 2024
Get the Project lebronmug. A cigar emptied of its tobacco and replaced with copious amounts of marijuana. Rolled in a manner in that it resembles the lower extremities of four-time NBA champion Lebron James.
Damn that jawn a Lebron leg!
We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.
We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.
by Craig Dumper August 28, 2022
Get the Lebron Legmug. Using a player’s playstyle to make a claim about their greatness, completely ignoring accolades and accomplishments.
“Bro Kawhi is going off this series, he’s the best player right now”
“But KD better, he a lot better shooter and scorer”
“You’re giving him Lebron Treatment, what exactly has he done so far?”
“But KD better, he a lot better shooter and scorer”
“You’re giving him Lebron Treatment, what exactly has he done so far?”
by MilitaryGradeStrap May 21, 2020
Get the Lebron Treatmentmug. 
by Bruh Zhou June 26, 2021
Get the Lebron Malemug. The act of demonstrating exceptional dedication, effort, and excellence in one’s craft or pursuit, inspired by the relentless work ethic, perseverance, and greatness of LeBron James.
James: it’s new years tomorrow… I feel like it’s going to be a year full of greatness.
Raymond: Just say you’re Lebroning next year
James: I’m Lebroning trough 2025!
Raymond: Just say you’re Lebroning next year
James: I’m Lebroning trough 2025!
by LeCap72_ December 30, 2024
Get the Lebroningmug.