lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017

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lay on tawp

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“lay on tawp is the best purr”

by layaura July 22, 2021

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good lay

to become a good lay, a slut must not waste time.

Do you see the slut bitching with that old mutt?, she is a good lay.

by yeeehan April 14, 2006

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Lay

The act of lieing down for sleep, sex, to eat food off your stomach while watching telly.

My girlfriend lay in bed waiting for me.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003

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lay some scratch

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

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lay all your love on me

A phrase that (is said mostly by women ) when there is an awkward conversation with someone (usually a guy) and the guy is offended by something the girl said, so the girl says it out of impulse and awkwardness only to create more confusion.

(From the abba song)

(Guy) Alex- Your really cute

(Girl) Andrea- Cool.

Alex- :l...

Andrea- LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex- wait what?

Andrea- Sorry about that

by Sex A Lex 2 February 11, 2010

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