latin fever

A mental state in which one finds them-self uncontrollably attracted to persons of Latin decent. Symptoms of Latin fever may include: extreme laziness, uncontrollable muscle spasms when exposed to the sounds of maracas or Shakira's voice, money loss, euphoria when chili powder or other similar substances are ingested, and tongue rolling. Latin Fever was first observed in the 1990's when a new OTC drug called TACOS was under production by the company Ese International. Although it was primarily studied scientifically after the production of TACOS, many argue that Latin Fever has been around for centuries in most of South American, Spain, and Mexico.TACOS stands for Translation Advancement Cognitive Oral Supplement, and was a drug intended to increase one's ability to comprehend as well as speak the Spanish language. The drug TACOS never made it through the testing phase as the list of side effects greatly outweighed the positives, however many users found themselves very successfully understanding Spanish. Ese International was charged with "money laundering" cash illegally acquired through drug trade in Mexico. Production was cut short and was never completely finished, yet it is rumored that there are still TACOS still out there, but they are very rare and very hard to find. If you experience symptoms of Latin Fever, call 911 immediately.

John Smith: "This Shakira song is SO SICK! I can't stop dancing"
Juan Lopez: "Chu got chorself a leetle bit o dat Latin Fever Ese! Don't fight it amigo!"

by TheUrbanKiller May 18, 2014

Ghetto latina

Hot, sexy and sensual chicks who have the nicest asses, nice curves everywhere and look good they is hip,different,stands out, or is just plain sick, they'll beat anyone down for dissin someone they care for.

"man did you see that ghetto latina that just walked by?" "Daymmm.. she hot...Rumour has it she beat that heffa maxine for dissin her homegurl"

by OnE LaTIn Ma September 8, 2005

Latino time

Latino time is accepting being late before it actually is too late.

From: Mads
Sent: 14:05
To: Thomas

I am on latino time and 3 hours drive away so I'll be late for the 18:00 appointment...

by Livercool December 18, 2013

Latin Union

The most feared, biggest, strongest crew in miami. made up of mostly latin people

Damn yo', there be rollin LU we best be leaving before we get hurt

by superman May 5, 2004

latin mass

A place where real Catholics go to worship God without being gay. Also the birthplace of the Crusades. Deus Vult!

I go to the Latin Mass because I’m badass...not like wimpy Catholics who need to hear the closet gay English mass priest tell them Jesus loves them despite their sins (and unwillingness to stop sinning).

by Ibelucky62 January 31, 2018

Latina

A particularly good looking woman originating from Latin America. Most Latinas have tan skin, dark hair and dark eyes. However, they come in all shapes, colors and sizes. Possibly the hottest creatures on Earth.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not include people of the female gender from Spain, Portugal or Italy seeing as Latin means 'of Latin America."

Colombia has the hottest Latinas.

Every man on Earth wishes he had a Latina by his side.

by Juligannz July 22, 2008

fake latino

Someone who is of Latin American descent but refuses to accept it and participate in its culture and tries to be white and gives latinos a bad representation.

Marcus: I'm not Latino. I was born in the U.S., so I'm American!!
Sofia: Marcus, you're such a fake latino! you're an embarrassment.

by braveboots January 4, 2017