Its just like the song. The set up goes one day this blind man was walking past this fish market. He catches a mean whiff and proclaims with his cocked to the side " Mourning Ladies!!!!"
I really hope im at the fish market and not and my obese mothers house. I can't stand stank ass... Wait a minute mourning ladies how the fuck are you doing on the mighty fine evening?.
by Dr. Theasures March 16, 2012
Oh man I went down on her for so long last night but luckily I was able to breath through her lady gills.
by Billy Billy no mates April 06, 2016
Adjective - Is a genre of party. To complete a 'Lady Fitch' you must be able to drink at least 25 standard drinks in 2 hours. You must be able to take copious amounts of ketamine and other illegal substances, and not pass out until the afternoon following. To complete a true Lady Fitch, you must only have green in your wallet, and own an item of clothing which was once able to run along the ground. A 'Lady Fitch' strives for the highest of elegance, and class, and has a heart of gold. To demonstrate a worthy 'Lady Fitch' you must represent gaunt, pale, and purity and sophistication. However it is said to be very hard to demonstrate a real-Lady-Fitch and is not something which can be merely switched on, but is refined by those who strive for the highest level of exquisiteness. Someone who is at the height of a 'Lady Fitch' is someone who has reached the highest level of grace, and beauty known to man-kind.
" Hey Tim, were totz going to go and do a Lady Fitch Tonight "
" If only I could not pass out before 11am, I could say I've done a 'lady fitch' "
" I've heard to do a 'Lady Fitch' is the hardest disco move in the world "
" Have you heard of that new style of partying 'Lady Fitch'? "
" Louis gave me enough k last night that I almost did a 'Lady Fitch! "
" If only I could not pass out before 11am, I could say I've done a 'lady fitch' "
" I've heard to do a 'Lady Fitch' is the hardest disco move in the world "
" Have you heard of that new style of partying 'Lady Fitch'? "
" Louis gave me enough k last night that I almost did a 'Lady Fitch! "
by La-Disco. September 20, 2009
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by Dee-Tron February 27, 2021
Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.
by Bazildog November 04, 2020