state lunch

The two to three hour lunch break taken by many state employees.

"Where do you want to eat?"
"Not sure, but it's Friday so I'm thinking state lunch"

by Moltar March 8, 2008

The lunch combo

When a girl is eating out your asshole and jerking you off (rusty trombone), and you squeeze out a fart right in her mouth intentionally.

Dude, last night this chick was eating out my ass and I gave her the lunch combo. I had some awful Chinese food, and she puked everywhere.

by Larry Templeton September 19, 2011

Survivor Lunch

The act of scrounging the pantry, the frig or the seat cushions in order to find enough morsels to make up a meal. Based on the popular television show.

Man, potted meat, Vienna sausages and a half a pack of Ramen. We need to get some cash, these Survivor Lunches are killing me!

by matterri August 6, 2010

Gorilla Lunch

The Gorilla Lunch™️ is a highly researched testosterone surging, instant strength gains inducing, orgasmically euphoric, badass MAN ONLY diet that is guaranteed to make your muscles huge and your cock P H A T. The diet is a simple once-daily intake of only 3 specific items that will instantly make your nuts tiiighttt and your bench press YUUUUGH. All you need to eat is one package of Great Value Hardboiled eggs, paired with Koops Arizona Heat Mustard, to sauce up them eggies! All that is left to do now is wash it all down with ONE beer of your choice. Reap the Gorilla Lunch™️ Rewards TODAY!

Daryl “Iron Pinkies” Strong Oak: Bro! This Gorilla Lunch™️ Has got my cock THROBBING after that 900 pound bench!

Conrad “Uncle Mooby” Hamilton: Hehehe….Ever since I started the Gorilla Lunch™️ diet, my nut sack grew a six pack in just 4 days!

by fat obese lady June 4, 2022

glove lunch

Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet.

Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch

"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"

by Harold, they're lesbians March 25, 2017

Korean Lunch Box

Filling a woman's vagina with kimchi, and then eating her out.

Also a restaurant in Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

Hey do you want to go out to dinner tonight?
No thanks, I have a Korean Lunch Box at home.

by Groot the Tree March 2, 2020

rude lunch

The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.

Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!

by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017